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From Jason Pargin, the New York Occasions bestselling creator of the cult sensation John Dies on the Finish, comes one other terrifying and hilarious story of just about Armageddon by the hands of two hopeless heroes.
Warning: You might have an enormous, invisible spider dwelling in your cranium. THIS IS NOT A METAPHOR.
You’ll dismiss this as ridiculous fear-mongering. Dismissing issues as ridiculous fear-mongering is, actually, the primary symptom of parasitic spider infection–the creature stimulates skepticism, as a way to forestall you from in search of a treatment. That is simply as nicely, because the “cure” entails studying what a chainsaw tastes like. You’ll be able to’t really feel the spider, as a result of it controls your nerve endings. You will not even really feel it when it breeds. And it’ll breed.
Simply keep calm, and keep in mind that telling you concerning the spider state of affairs is just not the identical as having brought on it. I am simply the messenger. Even when I did form of trigger it. Both manner, I will not maintain it towards you when you’re upset. I do know that is simply the spider speaking.
“Like an episode of AMC’s The Walking Dead written by Douglas Adams of The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy…Imagine a mentally ill narrator describing the zombie apocalypse while drunk, and the end result is unlike any other book of the genre. Seriously, dude, touch it and read it.” –Washington Publish
“Kevin Smith’s Clerks meets H.P. Lovecraft in this exceptional thriller… [Jason Pargin] is a fantastic author with a supernatural talent for humor. If you want a poignant, laugh-out-loud funny, disturbing, ridiculous, self-aware, socially relevant horror novel than This Book is Full of Spiders: Seriously Dude, Don’t Touch It is the one and only book for you.” –SF Sign